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WHAT IS THE WORST YOU’VE DONE FOR ATTENTION FROM THE OPPOSITE SEX?

I was out shopping at a local supermarket close to my house when I saw this handsome young man.

Hehehe! He was tall, dark and handsome, my type gan gan.He looked calm and oozed confidence and  was wearing a grey sweat shirt and joggers. I checked his fingers; no wedding band. Green light baby!

Oh yes, I know not all married men wear their band but please a girl can only hope… right? Right.

He was walking towards me and then walked past me, mans did not even notice me, not deterred I went and stood by him at the perfume section, scanning for a perfume I never had plans to buy,  I was actually there to get a toothbrush and body spray. He picked up one of the smart collections  and left me standing there gaping at his departing frame.

Oga o! Shey boda yi o ri mi ni? Mi o de bad o. ( Can this guy not see that I am a fine girl?) I knew I was looking slightly disheveled after ‘climbing’ bike so I could get to the supermarket before they closed but still haba!

Anyways, this Uncle was already strolling to the counter, I quickly picked a perfume and body spray and joined him, Another lady attended to me as I kept stealing glances at him but this uncle appeared immune to my charms.

He didn’t even look at me.

“Excuse me”, I said loudly to the attendant, “Please I have a loyalty card here, my name is Edu Titilola”

“Okay”, she said

“Are you sure you got it? It’s Edu Titilola”, I was looking at my muse as I called out my name. “My number is 0802 …”

He was leaving.

“Edu Titilola, my name is Edu Titilola” I called out as he left.

“Madam, I got your name”, the attendant was looking at me now, puzzled.

I sha paid for perfume I did not budget for and I’m now in my house hoping somebody is googling my name so he can locate me. He must have been too shy to approach me at the supermarket.

Sigh.

What is the worst you’ve done for attention from the opposite sex?

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I am Titilola Edu Peperempe God, a Lawyer, freelance writer, a rice & stew enthusiast. I am passionate about God, growth and money (please don’t blame me). Sometimes I feel like I am the next best thing since slice bread, other times I know it.

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Oluwafayokemi Akinola
Oluwafayokemi Akinola
May 18, 2020 8:36 pm

I passed my destination on a bus ride while coming from work one day. 😃

Gabriel
Gabriel
May 19, 2020 2:38 pm

😂😂😂😂😂

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