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My First Court Room Appearance

Sometimes I miss the courtroom; the over enthusiastic correction of “ITK” lawyers, the “as the court pleases” chorus following every sentence the Judge utters.

I’m reminded of my first appearance in court alone was hilariuos,  my mission was to ask for a date for adjournment. It was a criminal matter and I was appearing  before the Chief Judge in Abeokuta.

On the set date, I  donned my skirt suit with my shiny black heels, sprayed perfume and wore light make up.

I was looking sharp.

Titilola was definitely going to make her papa and mama proud.

I strolled into the courtroom at 8:30, armed with my wig, gown and client file and sat watching other Lawyers chat idly, and also  trying to to blend in.  I checked the cause list to be double sure my matter was on the cause list and to see what number I was.  Hehe! Their father!

I went back to my seat after ensuring my client was in court. the court was to sit at 9 a.m. At exactly  8:45, panic set in so I took out my diary and  glanced through all I had written out, I was sweating profusely even in the air conditioned room.

At 9:02, I heard “Court!”

Everyone rose to their feet and bowed, proceedings commenced but my heart was beating rapidly. I barely listened till I heard the registrar call my  matter. This is it, this is it Titi, this is why Mr Edu sent you to school.

The prosecutor was not in court so I stood up to announce my appearance.

“My Lord, Edu S.T for the defendant, Edu is spelt E.D.U.”

Yes, she said.

“Ermm Ma, our appeal is still pending before the Court of Appeal”  That was what they told me to say at my Chambers. According to my principal “If they ask you anything, just say ‘the matter is still pending at the court of appeal’.

Judge: How long has this case been in court?

I quickly checked the file.

“Six years, ma”, I kept referring to the Judge as “Ma” instead of “My Lord”.  Trust the Lawyers to murmur and correct me each time I made the mistake, which was a lot. One lawyer with his tattered wig barely sitting atop his head looked at me with disgust and said

“You don’t refer to a judge as Ma”

Damn!

“My Lord” I quickly corrected myself.

“And the defendant has been coming to court for six years”

“Yes Ma” I said. Oh shoot

I was so nervous I repeated it  a couple more times. The Judge however did not once complain but trust overzealous Lawyers to interject at every point. A date given and confirmed the date for adjournment amidst the  murmur of  “As the Court pleases” by fellow lawyers.

I was flooded with relief as I sat a little longer writing nonsense just to appear serious, I eventually stepped out all smiles, I came , I saw, and I had conquered.

 

What was your first experience like at your job?
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I am Titilola Edu Peperempe God, a Lawyer, freelance writer, a rice & stew enthusiast. I am passionate about God, growth and money (please don’t blame me). Sometimes I feel like I am the next best thing since slice bread, other times I know it.

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Amaka Mberu
Amaka Mberu
April 27, 2020 9:51 pm

Your own is good. I went to court with two seniors o! Only for Oga seniors to say I should wait in court while they check something at the Registry. Next thing our matter was called and I had to appear against two opposing Counsel both senior angry Lawyers. After mustering all the courage I had to appear one Counsel said they don’t know who I am as we had not entered appearance. Amaka in all her wisdom checked the office file and saw date and signature on a memorandum of appearance in red ink and concluded it had been… Read more »

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